Bitchycook explores two areas which seem to envelop the majority of my life: bitching and food, and the effects that both have on my life and the lives of those around me. I do both well. I do both everyday, with varying degrees of success or gratification, but always, Always, with a healthy dose of scathing sarcasm and wit.

This site is intended to be a forum for self-indulgence and self-reflection, for bitches around the world. It’s expected that you’ll find many things here that you’ll be able to laugh at or relate to, but it’s also our hope that you’ll become a frequent visitor who’ll make your own contributions. I’m certainly aware that I don’t corner the market on bitching, but I absolutely have a terrific share.

I’m not solely interested in presenting a pretty picture about cooking (or bitching). I have my arsenal of great dishes that I’m continually looking to expand. These wind up in the books (Do I have to Draw You A Picture? – available for purchase here and ‘Bitch! And Make up for it with your cooking’ – available soon). I have my share of failures that I still put in front of my family and hope like hell they’ll eat it. What sets bitchycook.com apart from the rest though is that I’ll share these failures with you as well. Of course everybody makes mistakes, and of course you’re not going to turn around and try to recreate my own versions of crap in your own kitchen, but who doesn’t get a kick out of being able to laugh at someone else’s failures in the privacy of their own home? Well, we can be sure that you do, because you’re a bitch. 

This site is updated on a daily basis and we’re always plotting an expansion..so there’s always something new. Not a day goes by that I don’t have to feed somebody or I can’t find something to bitch about.